Stapler in jelly
The Office quiz was a smash! There was singing, dancing and jelly. There were also lots of teams and here is how they fared.

1. Mine’s Massive & It’s Not Made Of Plastic – 75 points [winning £70, a round of shots, free entry to the next quiz of their choice. Plus a stapler in jelly]
2. Foregone Confusion – 74
3=. Bishop Muzorewa Fan Club – 73
3=. Malcolm & Dennis – 73
3=. Pot My Pink – 73
4. Quiz Officials Only AKA Team Individuality Viz-a-Viz ‘Black Man’s Cock’ – 72
5. How Come… He Knows So Much About Quizzes? – 71
6=. Malcolm & Dennis (Ian & Jonathan) – 70.5
6=. Room 362 – 70.5
7. I Think There’s Been A Rape Up There! – 69
8. Women Are Dirty – 67.5
9. I’ve Never Come Over A Little Queer – 66.5
10. Single Barreled Pump Action Yogurt Rifle – 64
11. The Old Single Barrel Pump Action Yogurt Rifles – 63
12. Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots – 62
13. The Friendly Bombs – 61
14. Eric Hitchmo’s Little Hand – 58
15. Oh To Be Keith’s Scotch Egg – 50
16. Chris… Why Don’t You Fuck Off? – 37
17. Freelove Threeway – 20.5

See you on Feb 9th for CHRIS MORRIS!