74 teams showed up for our Sherlock quiz last Monday. Only one left after the first round and we’ll let you work out who that was. MUCH FUN WAS HAD, so much so we’re going to do it again. Join our mailing list (up there on the right-hand-side of your screen) to find out first when that is.

Without further ado, here is the master list of all five venues. Big congratulations to all of you but most particularly THE RED PANTED LEAGUE who are crowned Sherlock Kings.

1. The Red Panted League – 83.5 points
2. Science Of Seduction – 81
3. Doyle’s Disappointments – 78
4. The Baker Street Babes – 77
5. His Last Bowchickawowwow – 76.5
6. Bringing Reichenback – 73.5
7. Bendy Dick Cums By Snatch – 72
7. A Study In Harlots – 72
7. Hrs Hudson’s Exotic Dance Moves – 72
7. KINGS Of Deduction – 72
8. Bluebells + Her Boys – 71
8. Hudders’ Exotic Dancers – 71
9. Egg Chair Sitty Thing – 70.5
10. The Hudson’s Cartel – 69
10. Mycroft’s Goldfish (Is A Cunt) – 69
10. The 221 Beezzz – 69
11. Bendy Dick Cum In My Batch – 68.5
12. A Study In Drink – 68
12. Shut Up Donovan – 68
13. No Sheet Sherlock – 66
14. Benedict Cum In My Batch – 65
15. The Scientists Of Deduction – 64
16. Vatican Cameos – 63
17. John What’s Up Bitches – 60.5
18. A Study In Beige – 59
18. Blind Wankers – 59
19. Shercock – 56.5
20. Cum Bum My Batch – 56
20. Cumberbitches + Cunt – 56
21. Get The Fuck Out Of My Mind Palace – 55
21. Know When You’re Beaten – 55
22. Moriaty’s Thieving Magpies – 54
23. Long Coat, Short Friend – 54
24. The Puppies Of Baskerville – 53
25. 221B Or Not 221b – 51
26. Constipated Detective? No Shit Sherlock – 50
26. Eggs Benedict – 50
27. Don’t Appall Me When I’m High – 49
27. Moriarteam – 49
27. The Ejaculators (It’s In The Books) – 49
28. Wat’son The Answer Sheet – 48
28. Holmes Is Where The Heart Is – 48
29. The Huns Of Baskerville – 47
29. U.M.Q.R.A – 47
30. The Cumberbitches – 46
30. Steven Moffat’s Head On A Stick – 46
31. Cumberbitches + 1 Man – 45.5
32. The Low Functioning Sociopaths – 45
32. Holmes R Us – 45
32. High Functioning Sherlockian Addicts – 45
33. Reichenback Fools – 44.5
34. Bad Motherfuckers – 44
34. The Whiphand Swedes – 44
34. The House Of The Dirty Mind Palace – 44
34. Jizz Moricunty – 44
35. Sherlock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels – 44
36. Bone Me Benedict – 42.1
37. Trust Your Instinct – 42
37. Two High Functioning Sociopaths – 42
38. Schrodinger’s Clue – 40.5
39. Why?! – 37
40. Barking Hound – 35
40. The Beerstalkers – 35
40. The Oreo – 35
41. Monatea – 32
41. The Italian Network – 32
42. Poo Poo Bum Pee Rape Her Teat – 30.5
43. A Scandal In Brixton – 28.5
44. Consulting Idiots – 28
44. Late Sulivan – 28
45. Beaver Fever – 23
46. Nan’s Some Dog Marriage – 17
47. Stupid Cunts – 16
48. Moriaty’s Piss-Flaps – 6