Cornetto Trilogy girlsA whopping 33 teams showed up for our Spaced/Cornetto Trilogy quiz in The Monarch in Camden last night, making it our busiest ever night in there (now, we normally over-book these a bit to allow for cancellations and people who just don’t bother showing up on the night but this time for the first time ever pretty much everyone showed up, so we’re sorry if you had to wait a bit longer than usual to get a seat!).

Along with a horde of zombie extras, ‘girl on the left’ from the The Marmalade Sandwich in ‘The World’s End’, and a couple of people who said they lived at the real life No. 23 in Tufnell Park, we also had a special guest appearance in the form of Michael Smiley, who kindly donated an extra prize in the form of a £5 note he signed as Tyres! 🙂

It was a brill night. Perhaps we should do it again sometime? There’s so much we had to leave out…

Anyways, here are the results/list of funny quiz team names, followed by a video of loads of team members shooting each other in slow-motion.

1. War Bastards – 67 points
2. The Greater Good [1] – 65.5
3=. Babylon 5 Is A Big Pile Of Shit – 65
3=. Abstract Expressionism Is So Mid To Late ’80s – 65
4=. The Devil In An A-Cup – 64.5
4=. Oh Yah I Hadden Fort O Dat! – 64.5
5=. God’s Third Leg – 64
5=. Crouch End Tiger Highgate Dragon – 64
5=. A Literal Tribute To The Self Reflexivity Of Rembrandt – 64
6. The Greater Good [2] – 63
7. Huge Fat Cocks And Flaps – 62
8. There’s No ‘I’ In Team But there Is An ‘I’ In Pie… In Meat Pie… and MEAT is an Anagram of TEAM… so Let’s All Climb Into The PIE – 61.5
9=. Meaty Whore Treat – 61
9=. I Came Up With Some Great Team Names But They’ve Been Taken By Some Fucking Psychic Quizzers! – 61
10=. The Fuckest Uppest – 60.5
10=. No 23 – 60.5
11. Girl Power – 60
12=. You Shot Me In The Bollox Tim – 59
12=. We’re Firing Blanks! – 59
12=. Just One Cornetto – 59
13. Huge Fat Cocks – 58.5
14. The Legoland Cunts – 58
15=. Hard Core-nettos – 57
15=. Fatty Boom Batty – 57
16. Jar Jar Thinks – 56
17. Can I Get Any Of You Cunts A Pint Of Bovril? – 54
18. We’ll Always Have The Disables – 52.5
19. Hedonism On A Budget – 51.5
20. There’s No Bisley Like Tim Bisley – 51
21. Swan, Friend Of Sandford – 50
22. Professional Couples Only – 49
23. Don’t Cheapen This – 46
24. Bloody Banks – 35.5