Whoops, took a while to do this. MANY APOLOGIES. So the original plan was to put all the teams into one big mega league table but as we were switching round different questions each night we didn’t think that would be fair. Here are all the Peep Show quiz teams who took part. Lovely of lovely rude names for you to enjoy.

Night 1

1 – The Bratwurst Guzzlers – 76.5
2 – British London – 74.5
3 = Jazz In The Flannel – 65.5
3 = The Paedophobes – 65.5
4 – Ergonomic Management Keyboard – 59
5 – How Thick Is Wall – 55.5
6 = Tube Up His Nose – 50
6 = Angus, Mongs & Perfect Gogging – 50
7 – Suck Mummy’s Finger – 49.5
8 – Quizness Secrets of the Pharoahs – 49
9 – The Hair Blair Bunch – 48.5
10 = Jez All Over My Quiz Kidneys – 48
10 = Johnson’s Face on Sophie’s Body – 48
11 = The Mummy Eaters – 47.5
11 = Consultio/Consultius – 47.5
12 – The Crystal Skulls – 45
13 – Cauliflower is NOT traditional – 40
14 – Free The Paedos – 31.5
15 – Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum – 25
16 – Clean Shirts – 22
17 – The Monarch & Paedo – 20.5
18 – Clit Eastwood – 7

Night 2

1 – The Clean Shirts (P.reihill) – 74
2 – Borneo Function – 73.5
3 – -Barney’s Jailbait – 65.5
4 – Free the paedos – 63
5 – Rental Snakes – 59.5
6 – Blair Resignation Jam – 59
7 – I just want to suck and fuck 58.5
8 – Colonel Gadaffi’s Bass Hook – 55.5
9 = Seriously Cunted – 54.5
9 = The 4 Naans – 54.5
9 = Quizness Secrets of the Pharoahs – 54.5
10 – Liam Kendrick In The House! – 50
11 – Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Humuncolous – 44
12 – Spunk Bubble Babes – 42
13 – I kind of get the feeling we’re totally, totally fucked – 41
14 – Mumma’s Cumquat – 40
15 – Quizlamic State – 38
16 – Various Artists – 36.5
17 – This Quiz is really moreish – 36
18 – Men (& A Lady) With Ven (Izzy’s team) – 31
19 – The Two Clean Shirts – 29.5

Night 3

ALERT. ALERT. FILE CORRUPTED. SORRY. IF YOU TOOK PART IN THIS ONE AND KNOW WHAT POINTS YOU GOT ETC, LET US KNOW AND WE’LL LIST YOU 😉

Night 4

1 – Oh God, Why Aren’t We Watching Television? Rather than doing this fucking shit pisskidney of a quiz – 57
2 – Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Hommunculus (Will Bright) – 56
3 – Hezbolokes – 52
4 – Good Old Mr Patel – 51.5
5 – Four Naan 1- 40.5
6 – If She Fucks Him I’ll Kill Myself – 38.5
7 – Revenge Of Atlantis – 38
8 – The Self-Loathing Man’s Crumpet – 36
9 – Oh Steve, Let Me Chew On Your Weird Hair / Oh Steve, Let Me Spunk In Your Weird Hair (10 points??) – 35.5
10 = Sinister Ministers – 35
10 = We Could Rape Steve, We’re Not Going To Rape Steve – 35
11 – Man Feelings – 34.5
12 = Napoleon’s Domestic Reform Officer – 31.5
13 = Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Hommunculus (Jamie) – 31.5
14 – Mummy – 30
15 – Coming Up For Blair – 28
16 – Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum – 23
17 – Quizteama Aguilera aka I can stretch my ballbag over my girlfriend’s entire face – 17.5

Night 5

1 – The Feckless Cum-Shedders – 72.5
2 – The Hired Concumbines – 64
3 – Curse These Metal Hands – 59.5
4 – The Nightingales of Berkeley Square – 57
5 – A Funny Peep Show Reference That Establishes Individuality – 54.5
6 – Various Artists – 52
7 – Logo In The Foam – 51
8 – Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim Fucking Nim – 50
9 = There’s No Quiz Likes To Party Like The Quiz Down In Darty – 49.5
9 = JLB Survivors Group – 49.5
10 – Curse These Metal Hands (Polly) – 41
11 – Momma’s Cumquat – 40.5
12 – Friends Of A Big Black Businessman – 39
13 – Who Ate Mummy? – 30
14 – Quantocking – 29.5
15 – My Big 9” Dildo Kenneth – 26.5
16 – Lucky Stars – 25
17 – Dobby, Please Let Me Chew On Your Weird Hair – 24
18 – Hymen & The Penetrators – 19.5
19 – Mama’s Kumquat – 10

Night 6

1 = Jizzcock & The Pisskidneys – 69
1 = Chain Wanking Ringtone Fanatics – 69 [pretty sure we did have an outright winner but I’ll be buggered if I can remember who now]
2 – Yoko Oh-Yes – 64
3 – Curse These Metal Cunts – 63
4 – The Human USB Port – 62.5
5 – Simple Shit Munchers – 60.5
6 – Mark This Right Or We’ll Jez On Your Face – 57
7 – The Tight Fisted Cock Munchers – 57
8 – Fantasy War Quiz – 50
9 – Full Fucking Delia – 49.5
10 – We Win, In The Most Minor Way Possible – 48.5
11 – Heartbreak Tuna – 46
12 – Knuckle Your Big Fat Head – 39
13 – No Logo In The Foam – 38
14 – Men With Ven – 36
15 – Mother’s Kumquat – 35
16 – Hitler Me Jez – 34
17 – Jez On My Tits – 29.5
18 – Someone Else’s Chocolate Hommunculus – 26
19 – You’ve Completely Fucked This, Mark – 23
20 – A Tin Of Heroes – 22

Night 7

1 – Executioner’s Bong – 62
2 – The Paedophobes – 60.5
3 – Various Artists – 56.5
4 = The Wood Workers and General Persons Union – 54.5
4 = Quizlamic Fundamentalists – 54.5
5 – Nanna’s Cottagers – 53.5
6 – Juxtaposition Records – 48.5
7 – Charles & Camilla – 48
8 – Now We Know – 47.5
9 – Man Feelings – 45
10 – Tits & Teeth – 39.5
11 – Mama’s Kumquat – 37.5
12 – The Bad Thing – Mel – 37
13 – Fuck You Bush – 37
14 – Curse These Metal Hands (Tom) – 35.5
15 – Rainbow Quizzums – 34
16 – The Bad Thing – 32