Hello folks. Thanks for hanging around last night for our first Harry Potter quiz. It was a bit of a messy one. Also – what the hell you guys? – this is the closest quiz in terms of scoring we’ve ever had and you might be even more argumentative than Doctor Who fans. Well done all round.

We had a last-minute prize donation in the form of an amazing Philosopher’s Stone print by Carl Pappenheim which you can buy from Spineless Classics via us for a 20% discount. The voucher is only available today (Dec 9th) and on Dec 17th so chop chop!

Here are the glorious results of last night’s quiz.

1ST PLACE (winning by a tiebreaker). Buckbeak The Quizogriff – 83.5
2= Quizners of Azkaban (Team Swagrid) – 83.5
2= Harry’s Bitches – 83.5
3= Dobby Had It Coming – 82.5
3= It Ain’t Over ‘Till The Fat Lady Gets Attacked By A Prisoner From Azkaban In The Middle Of The Night With A Knife – 82.5
4. Team Jacob – 82
5= The Team Who Must Not Be Named – 81.5
5= The Rememballs – 81.5
5= Snapes of Wrath – 81.5
6. The Violent Flobberworms – 80
7= Snapes On A Plane – 79.5
7= Expellianswers – 79.5
8. You’re A Quizzard, Harry! – 79
9. Yer A Quizzard, Harry – 77.5
10. Can I Slytherin Your Chamber of Secrets? – 76.5
11. The Team That Must Not Be Named (Aka Lionell) – 75.5
12. We Want To Win The Bar Tab + Drink Until We S.P.E.W – 75
13. Emma Watson Was Fitter In The 1st Film – 74.5 [also winning 5 bonus points for ‘most offensive team name’, although Team Jacob came close]
14. The Dumblewhores (Want to Slytherin?) – 74
15. Ssssth ssu hosssu (Quizzard’s Sleeve in parsel tongue) – 73.5
16= Quizzitch – 73
16= Fupplehuff aka Crookwanks – 73
17= Quizzitch (Holly) – 68.5
17= Neville Wears Prada – 68.5
18. Lily Potter Sucks Wands In Azkaban – 67
19. Engorgio Erection – 66
20. The Holyhead Harpies – 65
21. We Put The Moan In Moaning Myrtle – 61
22. Golden Snitches Get All The Bitches – 60.5
23. Severus Harry Potter Fans, JK, We Are Just Rolling For The Bees – 14.5
24. Johnny Depp Sucked Me Off… Twice – 1