Yes, it’s a wholly scientific fact that the Game Of Thrones have really upped the game in terms of team names. A good selection of punning and swearing as always. We are happy to count you among our people.

29 teams took part in London last night and here is the scientifically incorrect league table (cos we forgot to tell one venue we were using the ‘joker’ card). Well done all of you.

Game Of Thrones - the winning team
[winning team Margot Hoat & The Bloody Bummers]

1. Margot Hoat & The Bloody Bummers – 93 points
2. Thank The Gods For Sky+ – 89
2. 3 Bears & A Maiden Fair – 89
3. Bowed, BENT and Broken – 88
3. Winter Is Cumming – 88
3. The Brotherwood Without Banners – 88
4. “Where do whores go? Through the Hodor” – 86
5. Stannis The Mannis – 84.5
5. Your Mother Works For Littlefinger – 84.5
6. I Just Wanted To Kiss You Down There Is All – 84
6. The Knights Of Cersei’s Cunt – 84
7. The Quiz Maesters – 83
8. If You’re Jaime & You Know It Clap Your Hands – 81
9. The Shite Walkers – 80
9. The House Of Nerd Nite – 80
10. Khaleesi Like Sunday Morning – 79
11. There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt – 78
12. Jaime Lannister’s Wanking Hand – 76.5
13. Highway to Winterhell – 76
14. Theon’s Missing Member – 73
15. Start The Damn Joust – 72
15. Hodor’s Sex Face – 72
15. The Brains of Castamere – 72
16. The Clueless Krakens – 69
16. The Ho That Had Jon Snow – 69
17. (P)imps & Hoe Doors – 67
17. Winterfellas – 67
18. Bound, Bent & Broken – 65
19. Baratheon Buttfuckers – 58

There was also some fan art to really rival the best work we’ve seen anywhere on the interwebs. Here is Tyrion pissing off The Wall.

Game Of Thrones - apparently this is Tyrion having a pee
[via @EmmaGrims]